Anonymous asked: I need to find out what episode it is where Karen is telling Smitty that she is having some hubby trouble. Smitty replies with something like his wife died around Christmas and he hasn't been by himself ever since and Karen bursts out laughing hysterically... Please help me find the episode.
poisonparadise: Will & Grace: The Finale | 8x23
morebusinessjuiceplease: ROSARIO: You look stunning in those glasses Lady KAREN: I do? You really think so Rosie? ROSARIO: I do. You look like the lovely and talented Tina Fey KAREN: Wow, if there’s a compliment higher than that I don’t know what it is
It’s Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower,...– Megan Mullally as ‘Karen Walker’ on Will & Grace. (via biberoknifehatesyou)
There is only one man in your life and her name is Rosario! And don’t you forget...– Karen (to Jack) (via fuckyeahwag)
dream with the fishes!: Will & Grace →
Grace: Jack, this isn’t gonna be as hard as you think. On some level, your mother has to know you’re gay. I mean, she has met you, right? We’re all here for you, okay? Right, Karen? Karen: Why wasn’t I your girlfriend, queer bait? Jack: What?! Karen: You told your mother that Grace was your…
Karen: Ah, Smitty, I’m having a little hubby trouble. How about cheering me up with one of your jokes?
Smitty: I’m afraid I’m not in much of a joking mood. You see, my wife died Christmas, and I just haven’t been myself since.
Karen: [laughs hysterically] Ah, Smitty. You always know just what to say.
I love Filipinos! They’re Asian, but not cocky about it.– Karen (via fuckyeahwag)
Grace: Sorry I'm late. I was caught on the F Train. Or as I now call it, the F-ing Train.
Karen: Oh, honey, is this another one of your fantasy stories about how people travel beneath the city in a secret underground network of tunnels and trains? [scoffs]
Grace: Yeah.. Yeah. It's almost as crazy as the stories I tell you about those mythical places in the desert, where people go to STOP drinking.
How to explain things to Karen.
Will: Let me try to explain this in terms you'll understand. I'm tequila. [Will picks up small bottles on Karen's desk.]
Karen: Oh, I'm liking this story better already!
Will: These are my friends: gin, vodka, and scotch. [Scottish accent] Hello, Karen!
Karen: Hiya, kids.
Will: Now. You got an emergency. You want a Bloody Mary. You've poured yourself a thimble of tomato juice. Who you gonna call? Me? Tequila?
Karen: What is this crazy talk? I want my vodka!
Will: Exactly. So from now on, you only call tequila when you have a legal problem.
Karen: Okay, I get it now. You're comin' in loud and queer!
Why don’t you read them that book they love? Green Eggs and I’m Hammered.– Karen Walker (via page401)
Honey, you know what my catch phrase is? Twenty-four hours in a day, Twenty-four...– Karen Walker (Will & Grace) (via missalix)
I don’t think you understand what just happened here. The only other person I’ve...– Karen Walker (via livelovelearneg)
Will, someone was asking for you in the elevator…yeah, it was your youth and it...– Karen Walker (Will & Grace) (via lilymars)
Kids ruin everything! I mean look at the stitching on this [jacket]; you can’t...– Karen Walker (via jjbangbang)
Elliot: We need to talk out our problems.
Karen: Hmm, kinda pushy for a 5 year old.
Elliot: I'm 12!
Karen: So... You lie about your age so you can drink?
Elliot: Look. This is the thing; you're weird. And you look like the demon from Tomb Raider.
Karen: Ohh, don't you try to flatter me with compliments!
GRACE: Anyway, I'm glad you're all here. Tomorrow night, I have something very special planned for all of us.
JACK AND KAREN: Yaaay!
GRACE: Leo and I are having a dinner party.
JACK AND KAREN: Booo..
GRACE: Leo's ex-girlfriend is coming.
JACK AND KAREN: Yaaay!
GRACE: But I'm fine with it, so there's no drama.
JACK AND KAREN: Booo..
WILL: Really? His ex is coming?
JACK AND KAREN: Yaa--
WILL: Stop it!
Rosario: What would you say if I said I didn't want any of these things?
Karen: I'd say you're crazy!
Rosario: What would you say if I said I've been stalling just because I want to spend more time with you?
Karen: I'd say you were a lesbian.
Rosario: What would you say if I said all I wanted for our anniversary is to spend some time with you?
Karen: I'd say you were a crazy lesbian!
You'll do it like every self-respecting woman...
tinagrey: Karen Walker
So you’re really going to watch us have sex? Well, honey, it isn’t going to be...– Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace “A Buncha White Chicks Sittin’ Around Talkin’” (4.25) (via heybridgey)
Rule Number One
frijolishria: Unless you’re served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.
You know, that movie was not at all what was advertised. You think you’re going...– Karen Walker, Will & Grace. (via theredqueen)