Apr
6
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Anastasia Beaverhousen
A spoiled, shrill, gold-digging socialite who would sooner chew off her own foot than do an honest day's work.
Karen Delaney St. Croix Popeil Walker Finster-Walker is a character from NBC's Will & Grace (1998-2006). If you're looking for the New Zealand fashion designer, go look somewhere else.
Karen, played by Megan Mullally, was born January 12, 1959 to Lois Whitley. Her first husband was Mr. St. Croix, her second was Mr. Popeil, her third and fifth were Stanley Walker, and her fourth, for about 20 minutes, was Lyle Finster. She has two step-children, Mason ("the fat one") and Olivia ("the girl"). While she was married to Mr. Finster, she had a third step-child, Lorraine Finster.
She worked for Grace Adler Designs, not for the money but to get away from her household. It was through Grace and Will that she met her lifelong friend Jack McFarland. Karen also has a principal maid, Rosario, whom she both ridicules and adores.
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Things Karen Walker has implied:
- She was involved in the Patty Hearst kidnapping.
- She’s done jello shots with John Oates of Hall & Oates
- She’s almost 200 years old.
- She once hired Picasso to paint a portrait of her, but fired him because he painted her breasts on the same side of her body.
- She was alive during the Great Depression.
- She made some sort of pact with the Devil in order to live forever.
- She had an affair with Martina Navratilova in the 1980s, who claimed to be straight before she met Karen.
- She was Ronald Reagan’s mistress.
- She’s Asian.
- She was on Dynasty.
- She believes that if you hit a gay man in the head with an object, he’ll say “Eh, all in a day.”
- That the words “Hola, señor” in Spanish translate to “Do you know Elton John?” and “You look like a big, mincing queen”.
- When she was a boy, she used to work at a supermarket.
- She claims to receive money every now and then from Linda Hussein (Saddam’s wife) after Karen won a bet over who had the worst husband.
- She’s in a gang and is a fan of Gangsta rap and Aerosmith.
- She smoked pot with Debbie Harry.
- She and Candice Bergen set up Martha Stewart to go to prison.
- She believes the homeless are actually a cult, like the Moonies.
- She believes that “one of the most exotic essences on the planet” is milk.
- She had intimate relationships with Steven Tyler, Jon Voight and Goldie Hawn. All of them ended up favoring their daughters (Liv Tyler, Angelina Jolie and Kate Hudson, respectively) over Karen, which she implies is the reason why those relationships ended.
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Jun
20
“Why don’t you read them that book they love? Green Eggs and I’m Hammered.”
Karen Walker (via page401)
Jun
16
“Honey, you know what my catch phrase is? Twenty-four hours in a day, Twenty-four beers in a case. You figure it out!”
Karen Walker (Will & Grace) (via missalix)
Jun
11
“I don’t think you understand what just happened here. The only other person I’ve ever apologized to was my mother, and that was court ordered. So take the apology in the spirit in which it was intended, or I’ll kick you in the gentles.”
Karen Walker (via livelovelearneg)
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